August 2010
13 posts
“Sometimes I wish life had a pause button… Sometimes I wish life had a...”
Aug 12th
10 notes
“My mother-in-law just open door pissed in the master bathroom right behind me....”
Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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angelahelga asked: If your skin were a blank canvas and you had to start over with your tattoos, would you leave any out, would you do any differently and where would you put my name?
Aug 6th
3 notes
“I have this plate of 20 or so pizza rolls…how does that single solitary...”
Aug 5th
8 notes
“Remember when Twitter used to work? Me either.”
Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
15 notes
angelahelga asked: If you only had one more day to live, how would you spend it?
Aug 4th
“Truthful Tuesday: For those of us who lie every other day of the week.”
Aug 3rd
July 2010
25 posts
“I wish my air conditioning was Mexican. That way it wouldn’t mind working...”
Jul 31st
6 notes
angelahelga asked: If we were stranded on an island, what board game would you want to have to play with me?
Jul 31st
5 notes
“No picture of me is actually gratuitous.”
Jul 28th
Jul 22nd
abbeyhunter asked: If two trains leave point A and pint B at the same time, and Billy has eight apples and sally has three bananas, what is your favorite flavour of ice cream?
Jul 21st
thenewelement asked: Do you enjoy talking to yourself?
Jul 21st
4 notes
Jul 21st
12 notes
husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: Hey man, are you going to Warped Tour or Mayhem Fest?
Let me know and I will shoot you my number. Literally, I have a gun that shoots numbers.
Jul 21st
3 notes
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
Jul 20th
Jul 20th
14 notes
“Give a man a match, he’ll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire, he will...”
Jul 19th
“Today is a great day. That is all.”
Jul 18th
3 notes
Jul 18th
The Greatest Gift...
I’ve recently had a few things happen that have gotten me thinking about events that have transpired over the years. About a year ago, my dad had triple bypass surgery because his heart is garbage, just like my grandfather’s was, and just as mine probably will be. Seeing my dad in the hospital after his surgery was one of the hardest things I’ve ever endured. He’s the...
Jul 17th
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
6 notes
angelahelga asked: What would you be doing right now if there were no Twitter?
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
saralaughs asked: if a girl were to ask you very nicely, would you send her a pic of yourself naked?
Jul 15th
2 notes
“I’m fairly certain that this will turn into just random thoughts or...”
Jul 15th
“I’m not a blogger but someone recently told me that I may have a untapped...”
Jul 14th
7 notes
“I was born with issues…why stop having them now?”
Jul 14th
Jul 14th